If boys don’t want bad songs written about them, they shouldn’t do bad things.
“If you’re lucky enough to be different from everybody else, don’t change.”
In your life you’ll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team.
Grammy awards are not very durable.
Writing songs is a great way to express your feelings.
Time can heal most anything (and you just might find who you’re supposed to be.)
It is so useless to hate the mean people, just annoy them with your achievement.
Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought, and the bad guy is not easy to spot.
Using a juicer is way harder than it looks. Also, making smoothies isn’t cooking.
Last kisses are just as special as your first.
Driving past ex-boyfriend’s houses is an act of public service.
The cheat code for Master Galactica.
Never forget the essence of your sparkle!
The ukulele is a very happy instrument.
Running up the stairs of the Philadelphia Art Museum is really just running.
Classify my thoughts into two categories: “things I can change” and “things I can’t.”
It isn’t how powerful your vocals are, it’s about the messages in your lyrics.
Friends are the best presents.
One person can make your whole world a lot brighter.
Being fearless really pays off.
The leaps in the Covergirl commercial are legit.
Love won’t always be easy, but in the end it’ll be worth it.
Sometimes the most fearless thing you can do is speak now.
Be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.
Don’t forget to look before you fall.
Use your band as human shields.
Today is never too late to be brand new.
Speak now before the love of your life gets married to someone else.
Sparkly dresses make you look awesome.
When you don’t have eyeliner, Sharpie works too.
Pigtails are actually called ‘spiders’.
It’s okay to eat squirty cream straight from the can.
People throw rocks at things that shine.
I’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well.
No matter how much heartbreak you have, love exists.
Rain on stage seems like a good idea, until you find out Justin Timberlake is backstage.
There is a classy way to call someone a slut.
Life is full of little interruptions.
How to sing the hook to Down by Jay Sean.
If a guy breaks your heart he’s just another picture to burn.
Life isn’t about how to survive the story, but it’s about how to dance in the rain.
Always remember the moments that made you wonderstruck.
Love your mom, ‘cause remember that she’s getting older too.
Books team up as great hiding tools.
The T-Party room is where the real party is at!
You should always take the chance to do the orchestra conductor movements.
It’s okay to hold my pencil the wrong way.
There is someone out there who will “never leave you alone.”
Amos likes to share her headbands.
How to throw a chair with style.
Nineteen’s too young to be messed with.
It’s fun to bake in the middle of the night.
You can’t predict love or plan for it.
No amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity.
While performing on stage you should probably be thinking about cats.
No matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it.
Wearing a football jersey over a ball gown is totally acceptable.
The bad guy can have nice hair and a great smile.
If someone is obnoxious, you should be just as obnoxious. Make it a competition.
Intense. Dramatic. Passionate. Hopelessly Romantic. Excitable. All of those things are amazing.
To think of her when you hear Tim McGraw.
Fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them.
You don’t need to go to beauty school to cut someone’s hair.
The urban mixes of Hey Stephen and Breathe are awesome.
There is nothing she does better than revenge.
Fragrances bring back old memories.
I’m not the only one scared of a basketball.
In September 2009, Kanye West was 32.
The words you stop yourself from saying are the ones that will haunt you the longest.
Baking cookies at night makes you gangsta.
Sometimes all you need is on the other side of the door.
It’s okay to swallow your pride and apologize to someone who you hurt.
Learn to say “I’m sorry” before it’s too late.
The best years of my life are still ahead of me.
You should greet a stadium when arriving at one.
Getting told you smell like expensive wood should be taken as a compliment.
The best place to kiss is in the pouring rain.
Sparks fly/fireworks show = great euphemisms.
Christmas is the best holiday.
Exactly how they make the sounds in the production of Beyoncé’s song Halo.
Having your own kitchen is an amazing achievement.
You can get by with sweet tea and God’s graces.
Important things happen on Tuesdays and at 2am.
It’s ok to be single and watch Law and Order at home alone.
Spanx can also be referred to as “tan shorts” and Taylor wears them under her purple tour dress.
To embrace how tall I am and wear the highest pair of heels I can find.
She really likes glitter and sparkly dresses.
Words can break someone into a million pieces, but they can also put them back together.
Kittens should be home-schooled from Country Weekly Magazine.
It’s fearless to say “you’re not sorry”, and walk away.
Sometimes you feel so low you can’t feel nothing at all.
In real life, the bad guy is actually really cute.
Talking rain will always help you to make a point.
Stay strong and don’t let anybody stand in your way.
That in ten years from now I won’t be able to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone.
Love is difficult, but it’s real.
If they won’t talk to you or sit with you, you can always just watch them.
Silence can cut you to the core.
Peeps are the key ingredient to a mature birthday cake.
The iPhone app Catpaint is life changing.
Putting your band on a private plane isn’t always a good idea.
You don’t need a boy to make you feel good about yourself.
It’s ok to write songs about douche bags who cheat on you.
I’m not the only one who’s obsessed with cats.
Chewbacca is an actual Halloween costume. You’re supposed to be scary!
To ignore my father’s snide remarks about your tattoos.
It takes 17 minutes to make Cinnamon Rolls.
You can use false teeth that are ugly and scary and still look gorgeous.
Take pictures in your mind of your childhood room.
Every one of us has messed up too.
“I will never change. But I’ll never stay the same either.”
It’s okay to allow yourself to cry on the bathroom floor.
“Never believe anyone who says you don’t deserve what you want.
It’s acceptable to write a song about a guy and include his name in it.
If this was a movie he’d be here by now.
You’re never too old for ‘T-Parties’.
No matter what happens to us in love or heartbreaks, it’s gonna be ok!
There’s nothing better than a cat that’s always like “hey!”
Never give up on something that’s worth fighting for.
You spell her name T-A-Y-L-O-R Swift, as in fast.
Don’t be afraid to jump then fall.
When you’re fifteen and somebody tells you they love you, you’re gonna believe them.
Never waste a smokey black night.
You can make a regular guitar glittery with super glue and sparkles.
Being almost 6ft tall doesn’t make you ugly.
You probably shouldn’t spray Wonderstruck on kittens.
Minds change like the weather.
It’s alright to be the odd one out.
Libraries make great hang out or freak out places.
The only one who doesn’t see your beauty, is the face in the mirror looking back at you.
Don’t wait for someone who doesn’t want you from the start.
It was easier in your lunchbox days.
Fall is a special season for CD releases.
To memorize what it sounded like when your dad gets home.
Some people are just liars, and pathetic, and alone in life and mean.
To value the people in my life, before they are gone.
Kellie Pickler has absolutely no impulse control.
Real love is loving someone like you love sparkles and having the last word.
If you get a song out of a relationship, it was worth it.
Sometimes, we all feel like “no one special, just another wide eyed girl.”
That all those other girls, well they’re beautiful, but they’ll never love you the way I do.
There’s a Chinatown in Singapore. Don’t be confused.
There is nothing better than magazines and chocolate bars. Attached.
Writing lyrics on your body makes you feel a lot better about life.
To shine like fireworks over his sad empty town.
If someone makes a false allegation, handle it gracefully or sue.
Cats are really good listeners.
You have to outplay the player.
You can play basketball in heels.
Love, fairytales and prince charming do exist even if they are hard to find.
Sometimes you can’t help yourself if a guy looks like an angel.
Name pets after favorite TV show characters.
To look for the good in others as well as myself.
It’s okay to rudely barge in on a white veil occasion.
You better lose yourself in the music.
Crowds are very loud and she’s thankful to have us.
That she believes in whatever I do.
There’s an instrument called a ganjo.
How to correctly pronounce ‘Wonderstruck’.
Don’t straighten your hair for a guy.
Kangaroos look like bunny rabbits. Except better.
It’s okay not to want to grow up.
Spiders are not our best friends.
Throwing a chair is great anger management.
There’s constructive critisim, there’s professional critisim and then there’s just being mean.
It is always acceptable to write the names of people you want to thank on your arm.
It’s okay to be obnoxious Christmas sweater gingerbread cookie girl.
The correct way to hold a clarinet.
Snow globes can also be referred to as Christmas in a jar.
Cats that wave are fascinating.
It’s fun to randomly stare at people.
Driving past your ex-boyfriend’s house is an act of public service.
Taylor Swift dolls should stay away from Joe Jonas dolls.
How to put on the lovelovelove bracelet.
She’ll take him faster than you can say sabotage.
December 13th is a special day.
She is the best thing that’s ever been mine.
Don’t be the girl that needs a boyfriend.
The magic only begins if you buy wonderstruck.
Don’t dye your hair pink because people will think you’re weird and call you names.
Christmas must be something more.
Covergirl natureluxe is made out of real diamonds and magic.
All we wanted was to be wanted.
Its something we all try to ignore and put a wreath up on our door.
Everytime you stop petting Meredith, she says meow.
You should have at least 8 costume changes in a show.
Sometimes people put down your dreams, so that they’re the only thing on your mind.
It’s hard to decide if this love is ours or mine.
You can give the best concerts in Central Park.
To dance in a storm in my best dress.
Never let your little brother take your iPhone. You’ll have trouble getting it back.
Friends are the best presents.
Inhaltsverzeichnis is German for table of contents.
Not to let go of all the nights that sparkled and made you blush.
Be grateful for all that you have.
Come morning light you and I’ll be safe and sound.
An all cupcake menu doesn’t meet everyone’s dietary needs for survival.
Beaches bring back childhood memories.
That speaking in a British accent is cute.
Brace yourself for the goodbye.
You’re always going to know more in the future than you do now.
True friendship is sharing your lip pencil with your bass player
Not every guy is going to treat you right.
Everything I have is someday gonna be gone.
People won’t always be there for you but music will.
Stealing other people’s toys on the playground won’t make you many friends.
That some airports have forests in them. It is not a mirage.
Silence can be loud, and you can feel alone in a crowded room.
If you can rock a sparkly dress, wear it everyday.
You can get bleeped out even if you didn’t swear.
For a moment a band of thieves in ripped up jeans got to rule the world.
Not to have secret handshakes.
Not everything that smokes will burn a building down.
When you realize you’re wrong, you need to say ‘I’m sorry.’
Caitlin’s alter ego, Eunice, is in England.
Don’t get extensions, just cut your hair.
Liz can sleep on the ‘tic tac of couches’
Lives change like the weather.
It’s not theirs to speculate if its wrong.
Sarah Jaxheimer has great hair.
When you’re on tour, everyone ignores you.
Driving is harder than it looks.
Giant Grammys are very impressive.
It’s okay not to have thick skin.
There is a host for the Grammys.
To take in life before I know who I’m going to be.
That reading ‘Cuddly Kittens’ is sophisticated and very serious.
Massachusetts is a fun place to dance in the rain.
Forbidden love can work out if you’re both willing to fight for each other.
What forever grateful looks like.
Snow inside a house is totally possible.
Live in the moment now, capture it, remember it.
That the x-mas trees are fake.
They should use beautiful days in Nashville for the tourist commercials.
The war outside our door keeps raging on.
You can get high on a first kiss.
Don’t give bad boys second chances if they already screwed up the first time.
Curly hair or straight hair, bangs or not: you can still look beautiful.
It’s okay to sit by yourself and watch Law and Order.
It’s perfectly okay to arrive at the Grammys 5 minutes before they start.
It’s okay to flip your hair around like crazy.
Never suggest walking barefoot in the woods for a music video.
That family and true friends are all you need to be happy.
Giving up doesn’t always mean you’re weak; sometimes it means you’re strong enough to let go.
Writing songs about what you aren’t going to talk about is only acceptable on Saturday Night Live.
Treat everybody well. You never know who just might write a song about you.
That all they’re ever gonna be is mean.
Every single time she goes on that show it’s really, really weird all because of Ellen.
It’s totally cool to have a ‘Single Girls’ party for Valentine’s Day.
Taylor and Zac have only hooked up once.
That no matter what happens, just keep your head held high and stay strong.
That it’s okay to lay your armor down if you’d rather love than fight.
That it’s okay to be close to your mother.
It’s not stupid to care about the things you value, to appreciate the small things or dream big.
I’m not the only one who has ‘Pathetic Single Girl’ parties.
To love the little things in life.
It’s really scary when Ellen is in the bathroom.
It’s okay not to do bad things.
That being a good girl pays off in the end.
Someday she’ll be singing Mean at the Grammys.
Tomorrow’s just a mystery and that’s okay.
19 is too young to be messed with.
You know he’s a keeper when he throws pebbles at your window and waits in the pouring rain.
She wore the face shirt a lovely fan gave her.
Having a koala on stage is perfectly fine.
You can crash and burn and come back someone new.
You only get so many beginnings, each is a blessing.
Don’t ask Ellen about her favorite fish.
Sailing lessons come in handy when Toby lacks rowing skills.
We should all be the girls who never back down.
With pretty daydreams, it’s almost impossible to fear turning any age.
Never give up on a love others don’t approve of.
Trees make free air using photosynthesis.
Her sparkly guitar can blind people.
It’s perfectly normal to talk in a run-on sentence when you’re excited.
