If boys don’t want bad songs written about them, they shouldn’t do bad things.
“If you’re lucky enough to be different from everybody else, don’t change.”
In your life you’ll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team.
Grammy awards are not very durable.
Writing songs is a great way to express your feelings.
Date nice boys.
Curly hair is beautiful.
Time can heal most anything (and you just might find who you’re supposed to be.)
It is so useless to hate the mean people, just annoy them with your achievement.
Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought, and the bad guy is not easy to spot.
Beauty is sincerity.
Using a juicer is way harder than it looks. Also, making smoothies isn’t cooking.
L’s double as 1’s.
My prince is outside my door.
Last kisses are just as special as your first.
Driving past ex-boyfriend’s houses is an act of public service.
The cheat code for Master Galactica.
Birds eat barf.
Never forget the essence of your sparkle!
The ukulele is a very happy instrument.
Sewing machines are bad.
Running up the stairs of the Philadelphia Art Museum is really just running.
The birthday book is awesome.
Music can change lives.
Love is fearless.
Classify my thoughts into two categories: “things I can change” and “things I can’t.”
It isn’t how powerful your vocals are, it’s about the messages in your lyrics.
Friends are the best presents.
One person can make your whole world a lot brighter.
Being fearless really pays off.
The leaps in the Covergirl commercial are legit.
Love won’t always be easy, but in the end it’ll be worth it.
Sometimes the most fearless thing you can do is speak now.
Be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.
Don’t forget to look before you fall.
Use your band as human shields.
How to surf.
Today is never too late to be brand new.
Speak now before the love of your life gets married to someone else.
Sparkly dresses make you look awesome.
When you don’t have eyeliner, Sharpie works too.
Always say what you want to say, and mean it. The what if’s are worse than I did and it didn’t work out. You’ll come out a stronger person.
Pigtails are actually called ‘spiders’.
It’s okay to eat squirty cream straight from the can.
London = Fundon.
Calling my car ‘Toyoat’.
People throw rocks at things that shine.
Curly hair is awesome.
How to look like Kiss.
I’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well.
Things will change.
No matter how much heartbreak you have, love exists.
Never lose your retainers.
Never grow up.
How to be a gangster.
Rain on stage seems like a good idea, until you find out Justin Timberlake is backstage.
There is a classy way to call someone a slut.
How to rap Super Bass.
Life is full of little interruptions.
How to sing the hook to Down by Jay Sean.
If a guy breaks your heart he’s just another picture to burn.
Don’t run into walls.
It’s okay to have fears.
Life isn’t about how to survive the story, but it’s about how to dance in the rain.
Always remember the moments that made you wonderstruck.
Time turns flames to embers.
13 is not an unlucky number.
Love your mom, ‘cause remember that she’s getting older too.
Some cats like to swim!
Books team up as great hiding tools.
The T-Party room is where the real party is at!
Life makes love look hard.
You should always take the chance to do the orchestra conductor movements.
It’s okay to hold my pencil the wrong way.
There is someone out there who will “never leave you alone.”
Amos likes to share her headbands.
How to throw a chair with style.
Nineteen’s too young to be messed with.
It’s fun to bake in the middle of the night.
You can’t predict love or plan for it.
No amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity.
While performing on stage you should probably be thinking about cats.
No matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it.
Wearing a football jersey over a ball gown is totally acceptable.
The bad guy can have nice hair and a great smile.
The chemistry from screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain can be better than a sensible and incredible relationship.
This sign means you need to keep your hands out of the elevator door or the doors will snap your finger off like a crab.
If someone is obnoxious, you should be just as obnoxious. Make it a competition.
P!nk is from Philly.
Intense. Dramatic. Passionate. Hopelessly Romantic. Excitable. All of those things are amazing.
The only words you’ll regret more than the ones left unsaid are the ones you use to intentionally hurt someone.
To think of her when you hear Tim McGraw.
Fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them.
You don’t need to go to beauty school to cut someone’s hair.
The urban mixes of Hey Stephen and Breathe are awesome.
Flavorous is a word.
There is nothing she does better than revenge.
Fragrances bring back old memories.
I’m not the only one scared of a basketball.
In September 2009, Kanye West was 32.
The words you stop yourself from saying are the ones that will haunt you the longest.
31’s are just backward 13’s.
Baking cookies at night makes you gangsta.
Sometimes all you need is on the other side of the door.
To be a better person.
It’s okay to swallow your pride and apologize to someone who you hurt.
Learn to say “I’m sorry” before it’s too late.
The best years of my life are still ahead of me.
You should greet a stadium when arriving at one.
Getting told you smell like expensive wood should be taken as a compliment.
The best place to kiss is in the pouring rain.
Sparks fly/fireworks show = great euphemisms.
Christmas is the best holiday.
Exactly how they make the sounds in the production of Beyoncé’s song Halo.
Never, never, never give up.
Having your own kitchen is an amazing achievement.
You can get by with sweet tea and God’s graces.
Important things happen on Tuesdays and at 2am.
It’s ok to be single and watch Law and Order at home alone.
How to dance.
Spanx can also be referred to as “tan shorts” and Taylor wears them under her purple tour dress.
To embrace how tall I am and wear the highest pair of heels I can find.
She really likes glitter and sparkly dresses.
Words can break someone into a million pieces, but they can also put them back together.
Kittens should be home-schooled from Country Weekly Magazine.
Dresses can’t be trusted.
It’s fearless to say “you’re not sorry”, and walk away.
Sometimes you feel so low you can’t feel nothing at all.